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08 January 2012 @ 02:53 am
The job is done!  

Title:
 The job is done!
Pairings: YooSu/YunJae/MinFood
Rating: PG
Warnings: forever alone!Changmin, crack
Genre: comedy, romance, fluff
Summary: Yunho and Yoochun have a mission... but they messed with the wrong people.!

A/N: Many thanks to my best friend [info]sofialovejae because we came up with the idea together and with her help I will complete this fic!


Jaejoong felt a sharp pain on his head while trying to open his tired eyes. Voices were echoing around the place where he was, which was definitely not his dorm. His bed there was way too soft and he wouldn't be in pain.


“So, they’re not anything special,” someone said and another one laughed. Jaejoong could swear that the first voice sounded familiar to him but he was too tired to think.
“I think they’re hot!” the man who laughed argued.
“And now what?”


At that moment Jaejoong was able to fully open his eyes. They were really heavy and he wished he could sleep more but he was really curious as to what was happening around him.


The view of a young man looking at him with curious eyes welcomed him from his not so great sleep. He blinked twice and shook slightly his head, “Where am I?”
“Oh wakey wakey sleepyhead,” the same man told him, “so, how was your beauty sleep?”
“Who are you?” he pushed himself to a sitting position and looked around to see where he was. Beside him, were the rest of his members sleeping soundly “What the hell?”
The man smiled and sat in front of him in amusement, “He’s cute.”
“Yah! He’s our victim and not your puppy,” someone protested from the back round.
“But still, he’s cute” the man pinched his cheek and Jaejoong realized that something was wrong.

Ok, Micky enough! Leave him alone. Go stare at that dolphin boy if you want so badly to annoy someone!” Yunho said and tried to pull him away from the confused Jaejoong.
“I don’t want to stare at that stupid thing. He broke my psp!” he protested and pinched Jaejoong’s cheek one more time while making weird faces at him.
“For god’s sake, Micky!Yunho couldn't resist laughing with his friend’s faces.

Yoochun finally turned his attention back at his leader, “Why are you protesting? It's my first time watching an idol, with a status like Jaejoong's, from that close. Just let it be.”

You know that you're supposed to be professional, right?” Yunho scolded, “Plus you'll have the time to fan girl later. We have job to do now.”

Well, it was a great chance. He was sleeping! And you know... you don't usually get to sleep how idols look like when they sleep. The things they show in T.V are all set up. But I admit it, he looks pretty even when he is sleeping! Don't you think?”

Yunho didn't like the question. He really wanted to avoid it but Yoochun was giving him a hard time. Yunho believed that Jaejoong was pretty but he didn't want to say this out loud. After their kiss, he forced himself to forget it and never mention it, or anything related to Jaejoong's beauty.

Yeah, yeah, whatever Micky!”
“Yah, shut up!” Jaejoong screamed getting the attention “Now! Start explaining what is going on here.”
“You should stop yelling,” Yunho calmly said “We are the ones who kidnapped you so, we are the ones who should be yelling at you! You have no rights”.
“Kidnapped?” Jaejoong’s eyes widened and he glanced at Yoochun who was smiling like this kind of situation was a routine for him.
“Well, why do you think you’re here?” Yunho asked.
“I just thought you were crazy fan boys.Jaejoong honestly replied.
Yoochun burst into laughter Yunho lookedat him with questioning eyes.
What's so funny?Yunho asked wanting to laugh too.
“Didn’t you hear what he just said?”
“I did and I think it’s normal for him to think that way. I mean if you think that you're acting like a fan boy right now and you know... that's what I told him that I was... it's natural.”
You did?” Yoochun couldn't remember hearing that from his earphone. He mentally nodded to himself when he realized that it must have been when Junsu was screaming next to his ear.

I was supposed to seduce him. What were you expecting me to say?”

Yoochun rolled his eyes. At least it worked.

Do we look like fan boys now?”
“No, that’s why I was confused,” Jaejoong confessed “you don’t look like kidnappers either.”
“That’s true! And that’s because we are assassins.” Yoochun said but the leader smacked his head immediately.

Don’t scare him more.
“If I really was an assassin I swear I would have killed you by now.”
“I love you too” Yunho smiled.
“And I should have killed that dolphin boy too.” he pointed again at Junsu.


Jaejoong shook his head confusedly still not realizing what’s going on. He couldn't believe that he was tricked by that handsome man. He didn't want to believe that instead of spending a night with him, he was actually kidnapped. “How is this possible?” he mumbled to himself.
Yunho smiled at Jaejoong with a smirk on his face and he went closer to his ear “That’s because we’re pros.”

Yoochun's phone rang and seconds later he was looking at the leader. “Boss wants to see us.”
“Let’s go then.”


***

Jaejoong stared at his members and started waking them up.
Yah Changmin… Wake up!” Jaejoong shook his shoulder and Changmin opened his eyes slowly.
Jaejoong left him alone and got to Junsu “Yah, Junsu ah… wake up”
What the hell? I'm sleeping here.” Junsu screamed in annoyance.
Junsu, wake up! You’re not at your bed, we have a major problem here!” Jaejoong smacked his butt.
“What is going on here Jaejoong? Where are we?” Changmin was cutely rubbing his eyes.
“We have been kidnapped! Help me wake up Junsu.
Changmin hurried and stood up so that he can help Jaejoong “How did this happen? Where are we?”
“I don’t know, but guess what? Our kidnappers are two... um hot guys!”
Changmin nodded and approached Junsu ,“Junsu, wake up before I make you regret!
Junsu cursed but he woke up, “Happy now? I’m awake you annoying makn-oh… were are we?”
“So you realized that we are not home?”

I... what?”

Minutes later all of them were fully awake and they were waiting for their leader to speak.
“Ok. Listen up! We are in deep trouble. We have been kidnapped by two boys.”
“WHAT?” Junsu squealed in shock.
“Fan boys?” Changmin asked Jaejoong but the latter shook his head.
“I don’t know exactly what they are but they are positively not fans. They don’t even know our names. Junsu, one of the two was keep calling you dolphin. I think this is serious and we maybe in danger.”
The boys were staring at him speechless and they were starting to worry about their lives.
“Shit!” Junsu jumped from his seat “Was there one man with long brown hair? He probably looked like a jerk.
Jaejoong nodded “How do you know?”

Oh my god! How could I forget? I was there when they brought you guys to the van” Junsu said in realization.
“You were there and you didn’t do anything?” Jaejoong asked.
“Well, I was playing with that super psp game and then I saw you and before I realize what was going on, I was karate chopped.”
“You allowed someone to kick your butt?” Jaejoong laughed with him but he stopped when silence took over the room.

We were all kidnapped, hyung! Somehow they knocked you out as well. Yah, what are you hiding from us?” Junsu protested and tried to change the subject.

I... at least I wasn't karate chopped.” Jaejoong smiled in victory but an embarrassing red color appeared on his face when he really remembered what happened. “One of the two gave me a sleeping pill.”
“What do you mean? Are you an idiot? Why did you take a pill from someone you don’t even know?” Changmin asked.
“Well, he was handsome and mature and you all know I have a thing for them and plus... he seduced me… and then we somehow started kissing and that’s when he gave me the pill. That man made me swallow a pill.”
Changmin sighed and shook his head “You are definitely a coc-”
“Changmin!” Junsu glared at his dongsaeng and then turned at Jaejoong and took his serious face “Was he a good kisser?”
“He was damn good and that’s why I got fooled!”
Changmin rolled his eyes while scolding them “Can we please get back to the point? We’re dealing with kidnappers. Something serious. Why do I have to be the adult here? I am supposed to be the youngest!”

Jaejoong raised an eyebrow at him, “You're supposed to be the smartest one as well, so how come you're here with us. You're kidnapped as well.”

Changmin opened his mouth to talk but closed it again. Yes, he was supposed to be the smartest one but all great minds have their weaknesses. Changmin had his own weakness.

(… “I don't understand why people can't appreciate good food.”

Changmin's ears caught two keywords. 'Good' and 'food'. When those two fit in the same sentence, then Changmin is happy. He raised his head in curiosity and saw a man, with long brown hair, filling his plate with food from the buffet. He was obviously talking to himself and Changmin's curiosity increased. He stood next to him and started filling his own plate as well.

Seems that you like the food here.” he commented and watched how the other guy got excited.

Oh yes, very much! My cousin is the chef here and that's how I got invited!” the long-haired man replied.

Did you just say that your cousin is the chef here?” Changmin's eyes sparkled.

Yeah! He is very talented, isn't he?” the other said, “he cooks for me every single day!”

Changmin seemed to be thoughtful for a moment and then he just grabbed the stranger's hands and looked inside his eyes. “Can I please talk to him? I have a suggestion for him. More like a business deal!”

Really? Sure! He is in the kitchen. Ask for Chef Jung!”

Changmin burst into the kitchen happily and searched for the chef, like he was told to do.
“Do you know where I can find the chef?” he asked a waitress “Chef Jung?”
“Who’s looking for me?” Yunho appeared from nowhere.
“Oh ahjussi!! Are you the chef?” he cutely asked.
Yunho’s eyes widened in shock “Ya who are you calling an ahjussi? I am only 25!” he said with smoke coming out of his ears.
“Ok, whatever! I am a huge fan of your work and need to speak with you, ” he ignored him because he was already drooling over the cake the chef was carrying, “your cousin told me how to find you!

The chef seemed to be confused, “My work?”

All the food out there!”

Oh, I see!” he smiled, “Thank you so much! So my cousin told you to come? Then I already consider you a friend of mine!”

Can you please be my personal chef? Please?” Changmin made his puppy eyes, “Your payment will be generous!”

We can have a deal if you swear that you’ll delete the ahjussi word from your stupid dictionary.”
“What does ahjussi mean anyways??” he pretended not to know.
“Come on, let's go somewhere more quietly to discuss this.” chef grabbed his arm and dragged him along, away from the crowded kitchen.

Want me to give you a piece of cake?” the chef suggested and Changmin hurried to nod his head.

He took the piece of cake in his hands and without much thinking, he ate it.

He could swear that the chef counted to three... then it was just darkness....)

Changmin shook his head and stared at his hyungs. “Are you two kidding me? I had realized that they were kidnappers since the very first minute I saw them. I just pretended to be a fool because I had a plan! Duh!”

Oh what plan?” Jaejoong crossed his arms in disbelief.

To kick their asses, of course! But my plan had a flaw. I never expected them to bring more people. But at least I am proud that I fought them all. They were about 20 huge gangsters against me! What was I supposed to do? I even have a bruise... somewhere in my body!”

Really?” Junsu clapped in excitement and then a smack on his head brought him down to earth.

Jaejoong send him a death glare. “How can you even believe it?”

Junsu blinked twice. “I never believed him! I was being ironic! Damn it, why do you all think I am that stupid?”

Changmin was about to answer something that Junsu wouldn't like but Jaejoong stopped him.

Let's discussed that later, now we have more important things to talk about.”

***

It was hilarious when he woke up!” Yoochun was laughing his heart out while both he stepped inside the room that the group was in.

I have to agree with you!” Yunho said and followed Yoochun inside.
“Oh, hello there!” the younger kidnapper happily said but his smile faded away when he looked noticed that Junsu was awake, “You stupid dolphin! You owe me a psp.”
“Are you kidding me?” he protested, “You pierced my precious neck and kidnapped me and now you’re telling me that I owe you?”
“It wasn’t me who pierced you, so you have to buy me one.” he said “It was Y-”
“Does that mean you are going to release us?” Changmin asked while processing the information he got.
Yoochun got serious and looked at his leader with an apologetic look but Yunho nodded.
We will release you, but not soon enough. Anyway, no more information for you guys. You had a really difficult day,” he said took a seat at the couch across the group and ignored them completely.
Yoochun sat next to Yunho, leaving the three men in awe...
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Comments are loved! You guys are my motive so please don't give up on me... I need your love!


Chapter 2 ... Chapter 4
 
 
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( 28 comments — Leave a comment )
Nurdinie Abdul Kadirnur_denz on January 8th, 2012 02:33 am (UTC)
omo i love yoosu in this.. they are so hilarious.. ^___^

i hope u'll update soon again.. ^__^ and please add me back.. >_
lialuvchun: aadbsklialuvchun on January 9th, 2012 01:21 pm (UTC)
Thank you so much for reading! Hope the update was fast enough ^^
And I added you! See you around! xD

Edited at 2012-01-09 01:21 pm (UTC)
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lialuvchun: airportlialuvchun on January 9th, 2012 01:22 pm (UTC)
Thank you so much!
karmentvxqkarmentvxq on January 8th, 2012 04:43 am (UTC)
nice update
lialuvchun: cute yoosulialuvchun on January 9th, 2012 01:22 pm (UTC)
Thankies <3
Mrs. Ichigotabetaimissyoosu on January 8th, 2012 06:53 am (UTC)
I like how you organized this chapter. Instead of starting where you left off in chapter 2, you went straight to where all three have already been captured and wrote a flashback of how Changmin was kidnapped. Good job. ^^
lialuvchun: father of my childrenlialuvchun on January 9th, 2012 01:22 pm (UTC)
Thank you unnie! It means a lot to me~
tehah_herotehah_hero on January 8th, 2012 06:58 am (UTC)
e__e Chunnie is in love with his psp.. >_>
lialuvchun: miroticlialuvchun on January 9th, 2012 01:23 pm (UTC)
For now! ^^ Wait untill Junsu steals his heart! xD
Thank you so much!
miszcmiszc on January 8th, 2012 09:00 am (UTC)
^_^
LOL i just can't stop laughing. With the live entertainment!? XDD
It's just cute. and they look more like talking about their crushes and daily weather than the 'serious' situation they are in! :DD
Yoochun is totally in love with his PSP! He just can't stop thinking about his 'love'. LOL. Minnie is hillarious. Stupidity has its own limit, lol. That is a not-very-smart excuse, Baby Min! But that's real funny. XDD
lialuvchun: secret yoosulialuvchun on January 9th, 2012 01:24 pm (UTC)
Hahaha I really think that stupidity has actually no limit! xDD
Being smart has a limit but being stupid... there's always more!

Thank you so much for reading <3
Please keep it up with your lovely comments! I really enjoy them!
iloveyunho on January 8th, 2012 11:28 am (UTC)
Can't wait for the next update. When will they love in love :)
lialuvchun: sexlialuvchun on January 9th, 2012 01:25 pm (UTC)
They will fall in love soon! Please be patient, ok? Don't give up on me!
Thank you so much <3
xiahnistexiahniste on January 8th, 2012 12:25 pm (UTC)
lol

this is funny :DDDDDDD

changmin pretending to be smart :))
junsu pretending he is smart too :))))
and jj being smart as long as kisses are not involved :))
hm... 2U are going to be funny just by looking at the 3 dorks :))
ah, yoochun, don't deny it. we know you want to junsu to pay for your psp by kissing you or letting you grope his ass. what's a psp next to junsu's ass after all?
and yunnie...let the gay side take over you :)))))
lialuvchun: vampyoosulialuvchun on January 9th, 2012 01:26 pm (UTC)
LOL unnie! I would say that Junsu is pretending to be stupid instead of smart!
I am really glad you're enjoying this! ^^ I feel so happy!!!

And lol for your last comment!

Thank you and I love you~
eli0426plainsofheaven on January 8th, 2012 02:34 pm (UTC)
DAEBAK!! X°D
lialuvchun: aadbsklialuvchun on January 9th, 2012 01:27 pm (UTC)
Thank you very much! <3
cutie_asscutie_ass on January 8th, 2012 03:33 pm (UTC)
awwww i luv bickering yoosu hehe
and yes why do they always think that suie are stupid><
i really love this fic!!!!
lialuvchun: airportlialuvchun on January 9th, 2012 01:27 pm (UTC)
Thank you so much bb!! I love bickering YooSu as well ^^
maknae13maknae13 on January 8th, 2012 05:38 pm (UTC)
another great chapter :d i love junsu <3 he is so adorkable in this !! :D
and changmin !! LOL he is pure love <3
cant wait for another update :D
lialuvchun: cute yoosulialuvchun on January 9th, 2012 01:28 pm (UTC)
Glad you do!
Thank you so so so much!! <3 I appreciate it!!!

See you around, ok? <3
5_dreamchaser5_dreamchaser on January 8th, 2012 06:11 pm (UTC)
definitely not the typical case of kidnapping...or kidnappers...or kidnappees(does that word even existed?) *shrugs* XD
lialuvchun: father of my childrenlialuvchun on January 9th, 2012 01:28 pm (UTC)
That's so true!!! xDDD
Thank you very very much <3
Jess Rossmannmiss_faces on January 8th, 2012 09:01 pm (UTC)
LOL at their conversations XD
And LOL at how Changmin was kidnapped.... He's just a food crazy 8D
Can't wait for the next chapter /o/
lialuvchun: miroticlialuvchun on January 9th, 2012 01:29 pm (UTC)
Hahah ikr? Yeah he really is! That's why I put 'MinFood' at the pairings xD

Thank you very very very much!
joy_twinzjoy_twinz on January 9th, 2012 09:10 am (UTC)
Changmin is really smart. Smart enough to cover how easy he was kidnapped by the two handsome kidnappers. LOL. Thanks for the update! :D
lialuvchun: secret yoosulialuvchun on January 9th, 2012 01:30 pm (UTC)
Of course he is!!!!
Thanks for the comment <3333
devjacaioradevjacaiora on June 23rd, 2012 07:59 pm (UTC)
me again! =D eheheh

I'm a ninja! ninja stalker... mouahahaahah

lol

I love it! lol

that fic is more funny =D I love funny fic =D but gosh it's crazy how much Junsu can be sooo stupid in that one XD lol one thing sure... I don't think he,s the one who's gonna escape lol
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